We make deliciously inappropriate cereal for grown-ups.

Cereal Motel isn’t your average Holiday Inn. We serve up crazy, sexy, cool cereal with attitude. Cereal Porn which reflects our IDGAF – cute but cray outlook on life.

Inspired by pop-culture, fashion, music, art and film - our no-nonsense, bitch please brand of cereal is anything but basic.

Like what you see? Then pull up a bowl.

The Management

Ps. Sinner Eat For Free...

Services & Amenities

• Cereal Served day or night
• Souvenir Shop
• 24 Hour Front Desk
  
• Postal Service
• Claim Your Free Prize
• Stalk A Bitch